Diaper stories

One of the most talked about things about having baby tends to be poop and diaper stories. It is because if you can't laugh about it, you would have to cry! Babies poop a lot. They just do. And the changing of poopy diapers can be traumatic and, at times, horrible. It can also be very funny.

Traumatic and funny diaper stories
My baby girl is as bad as any boy when it comes to peeing on people.
She had been constipated for a day and half. We had tried everything to get it out. i gave her juice and fell asleep leaving dad to tend to her. well, she had a major explosion. (keep in mind, this was the 3rd diaper he's changed at all.) i woke up to find him with her in the floor with her diaper falling off, clothes and blankets soaked, and he looked so confused. HE DID NOT KNOW HOW IT ALL GOT WET!?! poor man. he did get her clean, but was afraid to wrap the diaper tight enough around her. i'll do it myself from now on. LOL!
 

Diaper stories of young and inexperienced parents who never changed a diaper!

At first I laughed that my husband did not want to change diapers. It was funny until I went back to work and was nothing short of exhausted. In the beginning I just kept changing those diapers and did not say anything. Then I started to resent the fact that my husband felt that even though I was working too, he did not have to change diapers. I ended up explaining to my husband how we both worked and believe it or not, I did not want to change diapers either. In the end, he decided he would help out a little bit more by changing a diaper here and there. He changed a few diapers with relative ease but would scream for help if there was anything other than pee in the diaper. I of course would have to come running and clean up and poop and of course finish the diaper change myself. One day I was extremely tired and asked my husband to change the babies diaper and I told him that I did not care what was in it, he was going to change that diaper. My husband decided he would do it and her down on the couch, undid her diaper and proceeded to scream at the site of poop. Unfortunately this would be the time when he would once and for all that it was not just me who found it rude to yell at the site of poop, obviously our baby did too! My husband was holding our daughters legs up with one hand to get the dirty diaper out from underneath her. He opened his mouth to yell about the poop and my daughter let out a squirt of poop that started at his head and as he set her down in fear, the line sprayed down his face, into his mouth and proceeded down his shirt until he had set her down! He has learned to always keep the body parts covered and now he rarely complains about helping I guess because he knows what may happen!
 

Diapers and Politics.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly … and for the same reason. Very soon they are all full of shit.

Several months after birth I had one of the worst poopy diaper moments ever. My darling baby girl was suffering from some diarrhea. I had had to change her fairly frequently, and was getting pretty good at the quick change. However, this particular time, the wipes were out of reach. I was reaching out to get them when I felt something wet hit me on the side of my face. I reached up to wipe it off as I turned to look at my girl. I had left the diaper off. As I turned back, I caught another wet glop right in my face. She was projectile pooping right at me! I quickly pulled the diaper up and started trying to clean us both up. My daughter was giggling. The worst part of the whole thing was that my mother was sitting there laughing at me the entire time! Well, at least my mouth was closed….